More fascinating new ways to blow your hard-earned cash have now come to light! TONS of wacky new Brainclaw merch is now available at the new Brainclaw Emporium.

There aren’t just shirts, mind you. You can finally have that long-sought-after Brainclaw Lightswitch Cover! Or those sexy Brainclaw Underpanties! The selection is really big. Several different logo designs and images are available on lots of different products.

Want that Brainclaw Beer Stein you’ve hankered after forever? It’s yours. Prices are very reasonable, with secure on-line purchasing. Everyone needs BRAINCLAW POSTAGE STAMPS! Yep, we’ve got our own line of postage stamps. Just what you need to make your bills look Brainclaweriffic!

There is so much cool stuff over there you just have to go and look for yourself. All profits from the sales of these products after manufacturing go directly to Brainclaw to help keep the new music coming! Don’t miss out on your favorite designs, as we will be updating the offerings constantly, with new images and new products.

Brainclaw mugs? Got ‘em. Brainclaw boxer shorts? Yep. Brainclaw Teddy Bears? Absolutely! Brainclaw Wall Clocks? Damn straight! Customized BC Logo grips for your Glock 29 10mm handgun? Um… no… not yet!